Andrea's Web Site About Andrea There are lots of questions in this totally pointless additional Profile to my main one on Face book and you will wish you hadn't bothered to read, ha!... LOVE IT: Flicking the cat's nipples. Makes for a very mad and vengeful pussy chase-irritating twat around the house. PERFECTIONIST:  Definitely.   I TAKE MY TIME WHEN MAKING A DECISION: Always. MUSIC: "Music was my first love and it will be my last, music of the future, and music of the past", la la la! All together now on the chorus! FAVOURITE TRACKS: Numerous classical. "Warsaw Concerto", but also other genres including "Bridge Over Troubled Water", dance tunes "Never Stop" by The Brand New Heavies & "Thinking About Your Love" by Skipworth and Turner. LAST TIME YOU SWORE AT SOMEONE: Whilst crossing a road. A guy in a truck screamed out of his window at me as he passed for no reason, nearly making my hair stand on end. Grr! What a jerk! I screamed "Wanker!" at him, as I was so startled and pissed at him. Douche!  WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE NAUGHTY: In a field during summer, amongst the long grass, flowers, butterflies and sunshine beating down on your bare buttocks. < Laughs > WHEN DO YOU FEEL MOST SEXY: In candlelight, with a bag on my head. WHO WOULD YOU CAST AN EVIL SPELL ON: That is an easy one! Everyone inside Parliament. HATE IT: Dale Winton really boils my piss, as he has all the natural charm of a septic pile. I used to hate flies...until I opened one. I'D BE HAPPIER IF: I could walk down a street without fear of being shot, stabbed or mugged by some drug-addled chav. Sign of the times. ACTIVITIES: Attending one-legged ass kicking parties. QUALIFICATIONS: BA (Hons) in European languages and one in Audio/ Visual studies. I have +A's passes in Biology, History and Drama. I speak fluent English and Spanish and some Italian and Afrikaans. I am a trained First-Aider, although somewhat rusty presently. I also hold a hygiene certicate, god knows why, ha! I was a smart kid, so it's a shame I grew up to be stupid. LAST TIME YOU WENT COMMANDO: Wearing my Lycra shorts. Well, if you have it, you may as well flaunt it. (Laughing head off!). EVER HAD AN INAPPROPRIATE DREAM ABOUT SOMEONE: Don't we all? (Gets slap from Scott). HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN SOMETHING: I was about 6 years old. I stole some candy from my local store, as a dare. My father found out, frog-marched me back to the store to own up. The embarrassment still haunts me! MY BIGGEST REGRET IS: Not deciding to go into the armed forces. I believe I would have thrived in the environment. Also, I never got the chance to meet my online buddy Jackdaniels86. He was a very good friend to me over the years and I was devastated when he died. We may have not got the chance to meet but nothing can take away the love, warmth, and laughs he gave me. He was just 24 when he died in a tragic accident in 2010. RIP mate xxx. (See Thoughts/News tab). MOVIES/ TV SHOWS: "Songs Of Praise" and "Antiques Roadshow" are must see TV in our house, as well as "Little House On The Prairie" for some gratuitous sex. I watch very little TV in fact. Motors TV is, I guess, my most viewed station on SKY, and BBC News 24. I don't have any Schadenfraude, unless it features on "You've Been Framed!". QUOTES: "As sure as the spring will follow the winter, prosperity and economic growth will follow recession".  "True bravery comes naturally to the homosexual". "Death is not the end, it is only a bridge to another place". I'M AT MY BEST WHEN: Talking to my Mom on the phone. MOBILE PHONE: Sony Experia Arc. My number is: 0754 1057674. Heavy breathers welcomed. BOOKS/ MAGAZINES: "Warts Illustrated Weekly" "Vanity Fairy" "Closet Gardening for Fun and Profit" "Douche Bag Quarterly" "Anal Probes Illustrated" I FEEL ANXIOUS IN SITUATIONS I CAN'T CONTROL: No, I am cool as a cucumber. I step back from it and quietly wait until the storm is over. INTERESTED IN MEETING: Brad Pitt, to ask him how Angelina is, you understand? HOME LIFE: I live in a modest 2 bed roomed apartment with my partner and two pussies. We have both worked hard for it. I'm quite house-proud, whilst Scott drives me crazy by being generally untidy! It's a very simple and relaxed way of life when at home, enjoying guests over for dinner very often. Scott likes his popular entertainment shows and music (cue earplugs!) He is generally the cook, and an excellent one at that too, and he looks after the financial side of things, whilst I am more conservative in my tastes, preferring classical music and sport, and I maintain the general smooth running of the apartment and keep things in check. Cue feather duster! It works well for the both of us as we are versatile in our chores, and our cats do their bit too by chasing moths out of the place - and there you have (below) our happy homo home! LIGHTS ON OR OFF: On. AUTOMOBILE: Was a Volvo S80, but I don't miss driving now. No need for a car here in Wakefield. I LIKE ATTENTION: Give me the spotlight! Give me the moonlight! Give me the adoration! No thanks. Been there, done that! DINNER GUESTS: Richard Attenborough (Actor) David Starkey (Historian) Paul O'Grady (Entertainer) Patrick Moore (Astronomer) Tony Benn (Politician) Pete Tonge (DJ) Brian Sewell (Art critic/ motoring expert) Billy Connolly (Comedian) Prof. Syd Watkins (ex - Former Formula One doc) The Queen, (Erm...a queen!). Well, it would certainly make for an interesting night around the dinner table! FIRST THOUGHT ON WAKING UP: Who erected that tent? PIERCINGS & TATTOOS: Only one in my ear, but no tatts - yet. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 6 years, the previous was 4. EVER CHEATED ON A PARTNER: I had a grubby and drunken one night indiscretion once, something I will never understand and I find it almost unspeakable and shocking as it was totally out of character for me. I cried in shame over it and will never forgive myself as it was an appalling thing to do to someone, although it is long in the past now and all is forgiven. I learnt from this big time. WHAT'S SOMETHING  ABOUT YOURSELF THAT YOU HOPE WILL NEVER CHANGE: My marbles, although some have already left the building. DO YOU HAVE ANY SCARS: A few!  One on my lower back, willy and shin - all slight sporting injuries playing american football back in the day. Don't ask how I injured my - oh never mind! Others include one on my forehead and thigh. CLIMATE Cool. FAVOURITE HAIR COLOUR:  Black. DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU HEARD ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH?  I was travelling back home in a taxi when my cell rang with a call from America. A colleague broke the news to me that reports were coming in that Michael had died. I think my jaw dropped. It was when I returned home, when BBC News confirmed he was dead. Quite shocking at the time and I watched the story unfold on TV for hours. (See "Thoughts/ News" page). WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED: Nothing. I live in hope. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST MOTIVATION IN LIFE: Making my partner happy. EVER BEEN VIOLENT OR BEEN A VICTIM OF VIOLENCE:  I have never hurt a fly, although my acidic tongue is as powerful as any fist, lol! I have no known enemies except for the spider in the corner. Unfortunately however, violence has entered my life on several occasions sadly. I'm not prepared to divulge the most serious incident that happened to me in my early 20's, as it is too painful, but I can say that one of the most dramatic incidents was probably when I was 18. I was minding my own business as I made my way to my local store, when a young punk appeared in front of me. He rapidly removed from his pocket a high velocity air gun, pointed it at me at close range, and fired, hitting me in the leg. The guy ran off, leaving me writhing on the sidewalk. I wasn't seriously injured, but I still have the scar to prove it. The thug was never caught. On another occasion and in my early 30's, I was walking down a quiet lane towards my home at 8 am, after work, when an automobile pulled up beside me and 6 guys got out. Without provocation one punk hit me across the face with what appeared to be an iron bar. Dazed and carrying a heavy metal case containing valuables, it was by sheer adrenaline, I managed to escape, by some how outrunning them, not because of fear, but because I had very valuable contents in my case, ha! It was a random attack, and I was lucky, as I suffered no serious injury and my valuables remained with me - intact! The gang were never caught. I have since come to realise I attract 'crazies'. LOOKS OR PERSONALITY: Definitely the latter. WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT:  China - an amazingly beautiful country, rich in culture.  YOU DISCOVER A BEAUTIFUL ISLAND UPON WHICH YOU MAY BUILD YOUR OWN SOCIETY. WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE YOU PUT INTO PLACE: No reality TV stars or poofs from daytime TV. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE: Laughing. ACTOR: Anthony Hopkins & Peter Falk... FRIENDS WHO KNOW ME BEST WOULD DESCRIBE ME AS: Daft as a brush but grounded. Feisty, a touch eccentric - ha!, caring and understanding. Intelligent solid and sometimes shy - yes really!   BIRTHDAY: I don't have one. Happy and Birthday go their separate ways when you get to my age! STAR SIGN: Does it really matter? Erm, no!   WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT AMAZES YOU: Technology. ETHNIC ORIGIN: Caucasian, but I did have a bit of Irish in me, but let’s not dwell on that episode. My name Andrea comes from South America; I was born in Cape Town, South Africa after my parents emigrated there from London. Andrean was the guys name that brought me into this world and this is how I got my name, but I use Andrea or Lippy as it is easier for folk to say and remember, ha, and my surname Datura merely goes back many generations with origins also in South America. My dad is an Eastender, whilst my mom is a Glaswegian lass from Scotland. I spent some time in Chicago, U. S. A, then my family returned once more to London. Now I am in Yorkshire!  Are you following this?   PROFESSION:  I don't discuss my work however I will say it allowed me to travel far and wide and meet fascinating people, although I am now work at home on a part-time basis from my pc, and enjoy my housework immensely too, despite suffering from severe muscular problems and chronic fatigue which started about 2 years ago. I remain stoic in it not dragging me down, plus powerful medication which helps to a degree, and I manage! PROUDEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE:  I am none complete and prouder with my man Scott. However after 6 years with him, sex is like the National Lottery Draw. Same old balls, no chance of a 69, and after 20 seconds it all ends in a fucking rollover!  I am also mighty proud to have received an award for my work in music, and also achieving my degrees at Uni'. Remarkable for someone so simple!I was always dash Champ in my team back in '84. Finally, and not least, I was immensely proud of Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button for becoming Formula One World Champions in 2008/9. The stuff of dreams.   WHAT ONE WORD YOU CAN'T STAND: Blood or liver. It makes my innards go funny. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED ROAD RAGE:  I went crazy when I found out I have muslim blood. Luckily its only a little bit on the front fender, most of it is under the wheel arches where nobody can see it. GENERAL ATTIRE: Smart/ casual/ formal/ sports. OUT: Yes, to friends and familybut I don't beat my drum about it. It's not that important to me. MY MOST VIVID MEMORY AS A CHILD: Being hit by a playground swing, and being rushed to hospital with a hole in my forehead. I was about 3, and some maintain I still have a hole in the head.     DICK SIZE: The bain of my life. I've always had problems tripping over it.      MY BIGGEST FEAR: The passage of time. It really freaks me out sometimes. For example, when I may be listening to a favourite song, and then discover how old it is. Or how long ago a certain news event happened. BODY HAIR: Some, not including my merkin.  ROLE:  Ham?    SAFER SEX: I hang on tight to the headboard with Marigolds on, if that counts? AT THE END OF MY LIFE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK AND SAY: I made someone happy.    SMOKE: No, only in bed.     DRINK: Rarely, just a couple of glasses of young cabernet Sauvignon, or maybe some bubbly, if celebrating an event. Occasionally a glass of vinegar serves well if I am in a bitchy mood, lol! Give me a gorgeous cherry slush puppy drink anytime. I adore them! DRUGS: Nope as I'm a little off my head already. IT REALLY ANNOYS ME WHEN: People are inconsiderate and ignorant to other people’s feelings.     FOOD: Hate it. I need a special diet and I am a vegan, not by choice.   THE BIGGEST RISK I'VE TAKEN IN MY LIFE WAS: Giving up everything to be with my partner and moving from London to the north of England. I am glad to say I have never looked back, and it was the best decision I ever made in my life, although I returned to London some years later - with my man. Now, we have moved back again "oop north"!   HEROES: Ayrton Senna da Silva. I LOSE MY TEMPER: No, I am very mild-mannered and placid and rarely kill people. RELIGION: Man made a God. I have faith in science, not a fabricated deity. University's Centre for Astrobiology has long argued the case for panspermia - the theory that life began inside comets and then spread to habitable planets across the galaxy. It makes sense to me. The billions of comets in our solar system and across the galaxy can keep water and clay in their interiors for millions of years, making them potentially ideal "incubators" for early life. It is calculated that the odds of life starting on Earth rather than inside a comet at one trillion trillion (10 to the power of 24) to one against. This finding strengthens the argument for panspermia, as there is proof a mechanism for how life started. All the necessary elements - including organic molecules - are there to make it overwhelmingly more likely that life began in space than on earth, and not by some divine intervention. The origins of how life actually started in the universe is something the human brain cannot comprehend, nor will it ever be found out. However, if you have some problem in your life and you need to use religion in some way to help you, how nice for you. I use Google. MY MOST VIVID DREAM WAS: My body magically elevating and escaping from motorcycles chasing me. As a child I was taken to see motorcycle racing and the roar of their engines terrified me! To this day, loud engine roars alarm me a little. Crazy huh?  I dream lots about flying. They are very vivid and fantastic - enjoyable, most of the time. Hell knows what it all means...I'm nuts? Lol! LEAST THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MYSELF IS: My fork tongue. ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO DO BEFORE I DIE: Drive a Formula One car around Monte Carlo. Dream on. THREE THINGS I'D WANT IF STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND ARE: A laptop, a Slush Puppy ice making machine and a photo of Scott when we first met. He looks so adorable... Well adorable to me, lol! (This is a current photo of him). ONE THING ABOUT THE PAST THAT I DON'T ADMIT EASILY TO IS: I had a 4-year relationship with a gal. Don't even go there, it was a long time ago. VACATION DESTINATION: Travel broadens the mind, as long as the weather doesn't boil my brain in the process! Somewhere peaceful and romantic, where my partner and I can relax on a secluded beach during the day, then gazing up at the stars on a warm, balmy night,, with the moonlight shining down on us as we cuddle and sip some exotic drink - alone, together. Bucket anyone? DO YOU USE ANY GIRLIE PRODUCTS: Let me just check in my bag... SCATTER CUSHIONS - YAY OR NAY: Scott wants them but I am too alpha-male to allow it. HAVE YOU EVER DONE DRAG: No, but I have been asked to. I simply could not though, as I look hideous enough in male attire let alone in a dress, lol! EVER SAVED ANYONE'S LIFE: Not exactly, but I have assisted a couple of people when they were involved in accidents and simply put them in the recovery position. WHICH MOVIE HAVE YOU SHARED A TEAR TO: "The Matthew Shepard Story". A made for TV movie based on fact, about an openly gay college student who was brutally killed in an act of senseless violence and prolonged cruelty. What happened to this boy totally appalled me. www.matthewshepard.org ARE YOU CAMP: Online I send myself up endlessly but in actual fact no, not really. I switch it on just for the amusement of others. I am very disappointing when people meet me as I am quite boring not a flamboyant screaming queen... dear. Lippy and Andrea are almost different entities. BANK DETAILS: Ha ha! On yer bike! QUESTIONS YET TO ANSWER: What makes for a great relationship? What do you think déjà vu really is? What's your shoe size? If a genie granted you three wishes, what would they be? How can people tell you are angry? What is your favorite city and what do you love most about it? If you could be a fly on the wall, whose wall would you like to be on? Have you ever been attacked by an animal? If so, what happened?Are you circumcised? If you could change your name, what would you rename yourself? What is something you always wanted to know, but never knew who to ask? If you could play any instrument, what would you choose? What do you say or do when you are standing in line and someone cuts in front of you? If you could speak any foreign language, which one would you choose and why? What makes you shy? What's your best pick-up line? If you were the opposite sex for the day, what would you do? What things can you do with your eyes closed? If you could create a soundtrack to your life, what would be on it? As a kid, what did you want to grow up to be? Do you think the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater" is true? Do you know your neighbors? Do you ever hang out with them? What do you like about where you live? What sound drives you crazy? Physically, what do you look for in a man or woman? How many times have you really been in love? How do you cheer yourself up when you’re feeling blue? Truth or dare? What makes you unique? Are you the target or the arrow? What noise do you hear? Do you remember where you were when the news of 9/11 struck the US? Where's your favorite place to shop? Have you ever had a poster of a celebrity on your wall? Who? How do you pamper yourself? Have you ever visited a casino? Have you ever hitch-hiked? What's your favorite charity? What's the craziest thing you've ever done on a dare? What are the first things that people usually notice about you? Is chivalry dead? What is your dream job? Five years ago, did you think you would be where you are now? What's something most people don't know about you? What color are the sheets on your bed? Can a person be in love with two people at the same time? What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet? What's the longest you've gone without taking a bath or shower? Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper/on the news? What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? What are your anti-aging secrets? What was the best live concert you've been to? Is it possible to find love on the internet? Are you photogenic? If you could bring one famous person back to life, who would it be and why? What is/was your favorite subject in school? What was your first job? What style trend should be kept locked away in the closet? Are you superstitious? Do you follow your heart or your head? Can you be friends with an ex? Would you want to live forever? What song makes you want sing at the top of your lungs in your car? What is the most dangerous animal you've ever touched? What was your favorite toy as a child? If you could have a superpower, what would it be? What's your strongest sense? Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever seen one? Do you keep a personal journal or diary? Is happiness a choice or the result of a choice? What are your thoughts on cosmetic surgery? What is your secret to success? What do you hope people say about you at your funeral? Are long distance relationships possible? What are important qualities in a friend? Are you a secret alien?What do you do to "stay green"? What's a subject you wish you knew more about? Website updated periodically so do come back! Visitors to this site: (Oct' 2011).